Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus Christ From DNA [Video]

A billionaire-funded Christian organization is currently working to clone Jesus Christ after obtaining DNA from the Shroud of Turin and feel confident they will have a  Jesus clone in 2016. “The Jesus Has Returned Project is a private organization devoted to bringing about the Second Coming of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, as prophesied in the Bible,”

NASA Announced That It Communicated With Four Races Of Aliens

“Sorry. We just kinda assumed everyone knew about it” NASA spokeswoman Trish Chamberson told a packed press conference at their headquarters in Washington DC today, after it was revealed the space agency has known for years about alien life, but just forgot to mention it. “There are so many films, documentaries and TV programs on aliens, that we